Here. Watch this. Then let’s talk.
Okay, kiddos. Let’s try and see behind the fake Steve Martin shit-eating grin and view the creature for what it really is.
Anybody else struck by how much this corporate tool sounds like a good democrat, instead of the tea-bagger he actually is?
Ah, the magic of marketing. We, the people, are sick and tired of the right-wing shenanigans and hatred that embody the House, and that has spread to the conservative bastions of governors’ mansions under the yoke of big business interests.
So here comes the Cooch, telling us what we want to hear — equality, justice, and jobs for all — with no intention of delivering anything but our money and his own soul to his corporate masters.
“An engine for job growth?” Please. The right-wing has zero interest in helping American families. Their laws and practices have taken our money and jobs away, in favor of helping American big business. Legislation to deregulate the phone systems, the airline industries, energy corporations have led to fees and surcharges out the ass, no matter how much the people struggle to make ends meet.
Thanks, Cooch, for nothing.
“End tax loopholes.” Yeah. Not gonna happen. The right-wing wants tax loopholes to help big business, and to keep the donations coming. Power=money=power, don’t you know, and that’s why . . .
“Put an end to special interest giveaways” is just a vomit-spew, intended to sound good to the gullible (us, he believes) but is transparent to his Overlords of Greed. How does one know this? Research. Paying attention. Watching actions instead of listening to words:
Here’s something you may not have seen:
I smell smoke mixed with shit, because somebody’s pants are on fire.
“Use those savings to cut taxes for those who’ve earned it: job-creating small businesses and middle class families.” Sure, sure. You mean the same goals of President Obama? The same goals Cooch’s comrades in the Washington Gulag have been blocking since 2007? Here’s the truth about your taxes and mine: they’re the lowest they’ve been in 60 years, thanks to President Obama. The Cooch will allow them to be raised . . . and the revenue will be dispersed to Big Business in the guise of tax breaks, incentive funds . . . and the loopholes Cooch promises to eliminate.
“The powerful and well-connected already get their breaks.” Yes, they do. And the blind obstructionism against the President’s goals and policies will make sure that justice for all is perverted into justice for the rich.
“I’l be on your side.” Yeah. Well, I’ll let this piece walk me out, and maybe it will give you a holistic glimpse at the government the Cooch really wants in our state, and throughout the rest of our country.
And remember, he tried to censor the seal of the Virginia State Seal because it has a boobie on it.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.