Random Quotes #1

“Thank God there are no free schools or printing; . . . for learning has brought disobedience and heresy into the world, and printing has divulged them. . . . God keep us from both.”

Sir William Berkeley
Governor of Virginia, died 1677

“Without the aid of the imagination all the pleasures of the senses must sink into grossness.”

Mary Wollstonecraft

Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.

Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?

The wicked at heart probably know something.

Woody Allen
“The Scrolls”
Without Feathers

Advertisements

One thought on “Random Quotes #1

  1. Heya

    A Funny Guy IS Guy-dom. He is the 500-pound stag on the deer rack of life. –Stephanie Brush

    Laugh & the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone, for the sad old earth must borrow its mirth but has sorrow enough of its own.
    –Ella Wheeler Wilcox

    Time's fun when you're having flies. –Kermit the Frog

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s